Gooooooood Morning NMKRVeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
What a fine morning it is!! The Sun actually rose in the East today as the Bangalore Meteorological Bureau predicted yesterday!! LOL.
It's October 13, 2015 and my PG DoJMC Barbies have been barbecuing their innocent, fragile brains on grill after marinating themselves in reams & reams of odd-semester notes. OH! those boring SPS classes!! Why doesn't he just go Dengue himself and die?!? He is such a pill!!
Aww! Come now..... a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. Teach n' stuff ..ya know..make a livin'? Everyone's doin' their own thing....so I kinda figured that I'd do mine....kinda ...like...make funnies in class n' sorta ....Educate, Enrich, Empower Women? Yeah!!.... that sounds HOT!! Sorta... reeeallly important n' official....:{
But then CoE Malhar Sir crashes my party with the mid-sem schedule. Uncle Malhar Q is a no-nonsense NMKRV leader. He's nice to you ...as long as you don't make him angry. So it comes to pass that PG mid-sems are actually happening...today till the 17th.
You know it seems that I am more excited, nervous about it than any of my 23 Barbies. I'm freakin'out here and you doll... are at the mall-- eating, shopping, celebrating? Love your guts Chinni!!
Jokes apart. Mid-sems are serious business. It all adds up in the end. These 35 marks count for credits rating by end-semester. So take exams seriously. I don't ever recall doing that in my entire student career...but hey! you don't have to be like me. You all are far far better than me. You are my promise for the future. You are sooooo digitized that you make me feel ancient and give me Jayanagar Shopping Complex!!!
Some helpful tips:
What a fine morning it is!! The Sun actually rose in the East today as the Bangalore Meteorological Bureau predicted yesterday!! LOL.
It's October 13, 2015 and my PG DoJMC Barbies have been barbecuing their innocent, fragile brains on grill after marinating themselves in reams & reams of odd-semester notes. OH! those boring SPS classes!! Why doesn't he just go Dengue himself and die?!? He is such a pill!!
Aww! Come now..... a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. Teach n' stuff ..ya know..make a livin'? Everyone's doin' their own thing....so I kinda figured that I'd do mine....kinda ...like...make funnies in class n' sorta ....Educate, Enrich, Empower Women? Yeah!!.... that sounds HOT!! Sorta... reeeallly important n' official....:{
But then CoE Malhar Sir crashes my party with the mid-sem schedule. Uncle Malhar Q is a no-nonsense NMKRV leader. He's nice to you ...as long as you don't make him angry. So it comes to pass that PG mid-sems are actually happening...today till the 17th.
You know it seems that I am more excited, nervous about it than any of my 23 Barbies. I'm freakin'out here and you doll... are at the mall-- eating, shopping, celebrating? Love your guts Chinni!!
Jokes apart. Mid-sems are serious business. It all adds up in the end. These 35 marks count for credits rating by end-semester. So take exams seriously. I don't ever recall doing that in my entire student career...but hey! you don't have to be like me. You all are far far better than me. You are my promise for the future. You are sooooo digitized that you make me feel ancient and give me Jayanagar Shopping Complex!!!
Some helpful tips:
- Read the entire Question paper first and figure out what is what...
- Attempt the easiest Qs first and the difficult ones later
- Get all Q numbers right..check vis-a-vis answers in the ans book before submitting
- Make your answer graphical..if the Q requires it...a diagram is worth a 1000 words..then explain the diagram briefly
- Write...write..write...the more the better
- But fill your answer books with sense, not nonsense
- Be adventurous, use your own unique writing style; discuss radical, original concepts..
- But you get marks ONLY IF YOU MAKE SENSE
- If you are running short of time (1.5 hrs max) please don't panic..close eyes...breathe deep three times..relax. relax..relax...focus !! ...and get back to work....use this technique as many times as you require...it is not wasting time
- If you don't understand any Q ..request your Invigilator to call either me or Manoj Sir
- If you feel that a certain Q in the paper is on a syllabus topic that has not yet been discussed in class, then don't get angry....remember dear?... THAT was the important class YOU BUNKED!! :{
- Pray before you enter the exam hall and thank Almighty God for all blessings received when you leave
The Very Best to all my 23 Nobel Laureates. Be the SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE...make me proud !!! Go get them Baby!! Kill it!!
Lots of TLC,
Prof. Iron Man
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